Monday, January 08, 2007

Ask Me What I Did Last Night


Because the answer is: I named my tits "The Captain" and "Tennille." And then I named Manny's balls "Hall" and "Oates."

6 comments:

Timmy said...

BAHAHAHA!!! hilarious!!

ads510 said...

my left boob is named bertha, b/c it always has been bigger than the right. i guess poor right boob probably feels left out.

and by the way...does manny's "oates" happen to have a suspicious moustache-like growth of hair?

gigi said...

thankfully, no. it was just the first dynamic duo to come out of my mouth.

RILAH said...

awww. mine are names lyle and eric (menendez) - cuz they're a "couple of killers" and dr. daddy won't let me name any of his boy bits. he's no fun.

aughra said...

Hee. I call mine Gin and Tonic. Actually, I have never really named them. We've made jokes about Fodge's shit, but nothing has ever stuck....

Don't go breakin my heart (I couldn't if I tried)

Stacey said...

Haha!