Friday, August 25, 2006

Ought to Write A Letter

Dear CNN:
I am really sick of reading about Jill Carroll and her abduction that happened eight months ago. Somehow, I think that there is more important front-page news out there somewhere.

Dear Amy Krouse Rosenthal:
I thoroughly enjoyed reading your book Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life. It was very well-written and highly entertaining.

Dear Bee:
Please get the fuck out of my car and away from my cup of hot coffee.