Yesterday evening, I was on the computer looking at a celebrity gossip blog (yeah, I know, lame), and Kitten walked into the room. There was a very unflattering photo of Mariah Carey on the screen at the time, and the instant she looked at the screen, she gasped, "EWWWW!!! What IS that? That's DISGUSTING!"
This morning, Kitten was carring her breakfast banana around like a baby, cradling it in her arms and talking to it sweetly. As she was getting in the car, she sat the banana next to her and said to me, "Buckle in my baby, Mommy."
I replied, "Well, don't you want to eat the banana?"
She looked at me, horrified, and squealed, "NOOOOO!!! That's GROSS!"