Signs that I am getting old:
Last night, Manny and I got a babysitter to keep Kitten so we could go out and watch the Yankees play the Red Sox. We never get to do this, ever. So we went to Buffalo Wild Wings, had some supper, had a beer, enjoyed some time together... but we left early because I had insane heartburn.
Signs of the degradation of humanity:
After signing into my Hotmail account, the ad banner above my inbox was a "game" that said, "Light the fart and get a free mobile!"