This week's toy?
That's right, kids. For just $25, a beautiful bundle of heavenly saviour can be all yours! You can even choose what race your Jesus is - Caucasian, Latin, "Dark Hispanic," or African-American!
Baby J even comes with a card that reads:
"I don't talk, I just listen... I don't cry, but please hold me... I don't walk, so please carry me... I love you, please love me... My name is Jesus".
I mean, honestly? How could you resist that sweet lil face? Oh, and he even has "a 'Star' painted in the pupil of the eyes & a non-toxic 'Halo' that GLOWS IN THE DARK."