I Love Worf.
So today, I have an appointment with an ear-nose-throat specialist. For the past 2+ weeks, I've had this horrible swallowing problem (spare me the BJ jokes - I've not had any problems with that). It's really hard to eat good, solid food - I have to take very tiny bites, and even then it feels like I'm going to choke on my food. When I'm not on the verge of choking, I am aware of every bit of food passing down my throat. When I'm not eating, my throat feels like it's either closing up or like it has a giant lump in it. This is very uncomfortable, and while I've lost nearly 10 pounds as a result of not being able to eat real food, I am fucking hungry and would like a cheeseburger, thank you.