Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Bulbous Humour

Great stories from the Onion today:

  • Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?

  • "So now, all you have to do is choose your cat's baptismal name. My cats' birth names were Meowser, Fluff, and Mr. Boots, but their baptismal names are Ezekiel, Caleb, and Mr. Paws."

  • Christian Rock Uninspired

    "Lead singer Seth Jago admitted that the band has been 'going through a real personal Gethsemane.' "
  • National Weather Service To Give Hurricanes Full Names

  • "After all possible first and last names are exhausted, storms will be given titles, beginning with Hurricane Assistant Accounts Manager Alexander Epps, CPA."

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